Friend or Foe? Boss or Pimp?

Again with the pimping me out.

This morning I go through my bosses appointments with him, secretary style.
Me: So, you've got your staff meetings, and then the external appointment with the website guy.
Boss: Jem, seriously, you have got to meet this guy- he's seriously hot. You'll have to ditch that other guy you're seeing.
Me: *sarcasm is the lowest form of wit* Really?
Boss: Look, I'm just putting it out there- he's hot, and he's gotta be better than the guy you're seeing.
Me: Uh huh.
Boss: Well, you make your own decision, he'll be here at 12:30.
Me: Is he nerdy enough do you think?
Boss: *incredulous look* He's a website guy.

At 12:21 the doorbell rings and, realising who it will be, I roll my eyes and dawdle to the door. It's just as I expected. He's a dorky nerd. Thank you boss.