No... it can't be!

In an hithertoforth unprecedented manoeuvre, someone is actually offering me employment. It's only a for a few weeks, which will, of course, severely interrupt my latte and tequila routine. I guess there are some sacrifices that secretaries like me have to make for the greater good (by which I mean, an income.)

Of course, being engaged in actual work for a full 8 hours is not something I'm particularly used to, not having had to do it for a considerable length of time, now. Anyone that has any useful coping tips, should send them on through via the e-mail link, top left. (Nothing that involves goats, thanks.)

Stay tuned for exciting excerpts.